Shipping Information:

Orders placed today will ship out yesterday. I mean, very very very soon, unless it takes longer than we think. Alright, I'll send it out tomorrow.



Refund, Returns and Cancellation Policies:

Please call us immediately if an item is damaged in shipping, and keep all packaging materials for inspection if at all possible. We will not take back products because they're too weird or because they've caused some sort of brain decay.

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How weird are you guys?

Science has not yet invented instruments to measure weirdness, but we'd certainly be off the scale of they did.

2. But why?

Because we say so.

3. Will I become weird if I listen to your music or watch your videos?

You became weird by going to this site. Too late.